Chris Brown Stole A Chick’s Phone So He Wouldn’t End Up On ‘No Website.’ It Didn’t Work.
“I’mma do some thing retarded nowadays.” – Chris Brown, every single morning.
Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty considerably whatever he wants with out worry of consequence, so what you are about to read genuinely shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Through Men and women:
Chris Brown faces new potential troubles with the law right after allegedly snatching a woman’s iPhone as she tried to snap his
picture outside a Miami Beach nightclub.
“Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no site,” the singer, 22, angrily told the fan as he reached by means of his Bentley window around four a.m. Sunday and took the phone from her hands, according to a police report.
Circling back to that part where I said Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot, his genius strategy obviously backfired simply because now this story is on each and every single website, and it turns out he’s nevertheless on probation. So let’s get our great jerking hands out for the element exactly where we all pretend Chris Brown will in fact go to jail for this even even though he generally got his butthole tongued by the court technique right after beating Rihanna into a parallel universe. TMZ reports:
If officials establish the allegations against Brown are accurate — that he “snatched” a cell phone from a woman in Florida — his probation could be revoked and he could be thrown in prison for four years.
As TMZ very first reported, an arrest warrant has not been issued in Florida …at least not yet.
Of course, the actual question here is what could this chick have possibly photographed that Chris Brown does not want men and women seeing? If only we had some sort of clue. Some sort of hint that truly takes this situation from behind and gives it that rough gay sex Chris Brown secretly likes. (I ran out of subtle bars.)
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