HAPPY THANKS-CELEB-GIVING DAY
Now who do we thank, and what do we have to be thankful for?
Watch Martha Marcy May Marlene and say thank you to Elizabeth Olsen for stripping topless in the indie flick. It sure is something MK and Ashley have never done. Who needs skinny-ass identical twins when you got the whole package in just one boobielicios Olsen sister?
Emma Frain for stripteasing her way into stardom. The hot young model just knew how to work a figure stunt. And when we say figure, we mean curves.
Annalynne McCord for going bra less. She could give the boys a better treat by pulling off a Courtney Love nipple slip, too!
Nadia Ford and Eva Ward for looking so cute-and-cuddly feline porno material. Girls, where are your daddies? Well, for now, perhaps Hugh Hefner would be interested. Oh wait, you have to be blond, …and lose those cat ears!
Amy Adams for her lingerie look on InStyle magazine. Seems like pur favorite Shopaholic is about to make addicts out of her male fans. Since it’s Thanksgiving and it’s going to be Christmas soon and sheer is a fall/winter 2011/2012 trend, can you please wear something more see-through? Pretty please, please, please?
Rob Pattinson, for dumping Kristen Stewart on November 5, if only it’s a fact. However, it’s just too good to be true. The Twilight stars are still together so we’d have to cancel the Edward’s fans runner-up for future Mrs. Pattinson. And we almost believed the allegedly great news. Thanks to the Enquirer.
Now let’s drink to all that.