When naked celebrity photos appear on the Internet, it’s typically without any context, not that they any was needed to begin with. (“I just can’t stare at breasts!” – Absolutely no one.) Except this time around, Scarlett Johansson is providing a back story to her recent leaked photos that thankfully launched an FBI investigation before one of these starlets crashed her vagina into a building. It was only a matter of time. Via Fox News:

“Those are old, from three years ago,” she told Vanity Fair of the hacked photos, which went viral earlier this year and sparked an FBI investigation.
“They were sent to my husband,” she added, meaning her now ex-hubby, Ryan Reynolds. She also said for the first time that she was the one who snapped the two nude photos.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Johansson continued. “It’s not like I was shooting a porno — although there’s nothing wrong with that, either.”

So let me get this straight: Prior to banging Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds was married to a nymphomaniac Scarlett Johansson who sent him naked pictures all the time? That’s it, I’m telling chicks I’m Canadian from now on, so it’s a good thing I already mastered the language. “Guten tag. Me gusta hockey, hoser. Donde esta los socialized medicine?”

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