Here’s Shayne Lamas doing the Demi Moore thing (or more recently the very unfortunate Mariah Carey thing), only this time nobody wants to pay her to put this on a magazine cover, or even in one of the back pages where they share stories about stray dogs and apple pie recipes. Hence the amateur picture taken in her bedroom. With the shutters open so the neighbors can also enjoy the view. And what’s creepier than a uterus about to explode is the fact that she has already signed up her unborn girl to a talent agency. My money’s on this one becoming a stripper. It’s the only way to deal with deep emotional issues really.

The Daily Fix